wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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