I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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