you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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