You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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