you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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