Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm sobbing to NWA
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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