plz talk dirty to me
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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