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We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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