It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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