weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i love accidental penises.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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