Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you win again, gameday.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked