She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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