now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
