ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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