New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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