she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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