Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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