There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just had sex on a roof
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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