He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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