brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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