Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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