What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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