We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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