i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Everything about him screamed your future.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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