I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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