I'm eating all of the evidence.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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