we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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