What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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