Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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