I want to stick my p in your. b.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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