that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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