he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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