The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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