Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
