youre lurking in front of me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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