the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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