Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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