Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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