Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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