i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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