I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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