Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
