I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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