He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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