Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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