No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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