Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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