Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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