He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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