He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
