youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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