sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
