Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
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Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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