She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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