school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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